Paula Prentiss is the poor man's Susan St. James is the poor man's Kate Jackson

The Poor Woman and I had a very active weekend. Kayaking in the East River (I'm still glowing), Biking to Coney Island, and then creating the world's greatest Ikea Structure Ever! with good friends J & D. Physical depletion led to today's masterpiece.

Tomorrow: the saga of the poor man's Jaws!

John Bonham was the poor man's Keith Moon

Click the pictures. Look at Keith's face. The man was insane, and in my eyes, crazy trumps drunk.

Way behind on a lot of things. The goal is to get back to posting M-F again.

But it's so damn hot.

James Coburn is the poor man's Lee Marvin

Not to discredit the fine work of Mr. Coburn, but Lee Marvin was a bad ass. Truly. Did you know the man was a sniper in WWII?

A motherfucking sniper!

And the dude just exuded cool. The Poor Woman and I just watched The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, and for a while there I was kind of rooting for Liberty. Also just saw The Wild One. Damn, that Marlon Brando was such a pussy compared to Lee Marvin.

That Lee Marvin, he just kicks ass.

And here I am with pink eye, complaining like a little bitch. I am so ashamed.