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Thursday, March 08, 2007

NSFW - Sideboob is the poor man's Underboob

I'd like to welcome all the folks who've found this site in the past by googling
"Robert Loggia orange juice commercial"
"Hannah Storm thighs"
and the number of Josh Groban/Michael Buble fans out there.

I now graciously welcome all the disappointed young lads looking for sideboobs and/or underboobs. Sorry to have steered you so far off-course.

So, in keeping with the 'older, hip" label we received earlier this week, the Poor Woman and I went to a concert last night. We weren't the oldest people there, but we did skew the demographic up just a tad.

Good show, but every so often I'd get the whiff of some kid's b.o.

Don't the kids wash nowadays? This was kind of a ripe scent too. It smelled vaguely of musty dorm-room.

C'mon, Generation Y! For Chrissakes, at least have the decency to smell like pot at a concert!


Okay, so below is the picture for today. Only one picture as I couldn't find a classy photo of an underboob. Yes, I said "classy." And yes, I spent a long time looking. A very long time. I happen to be a big fan of the underboob. I think they're a national treasure and our greatest weapon against terrorism.

But sideboobs prevail in the classy-photos-on-the-internet department. So here it is.


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