Powers Boothe is the poor man's Tommy Lee Jones

Being a poor man, I find myself in dire need of entertainment. I play little games with myself. It all began with this one.

This is not a slight to either actor. I f%#king dig Powers Boothe to the nth degree. But seriously, if one cannot afford a Tommy Lee Jones, one sure as hell wants to have a Powers Boothe, got it? Same bang, less buck.

And, c'mon! Look at these guys. If either one of them ever cracked a smile, the universe might fold in on itself. Who else but Boothe could be Jones? Or vice versa. I have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm just lolly-gagging until I can bypass my dayjob's firewall and download some sweet, sweet porn.

This is the idea, in theory. Think of something/someone. Now think of the poor man's version (whatever that means to you) of that something/someone. This doesn't have to mean one is a better actor/musician/artist/pediatrician/golfer/psychic/rock star/flamenco dancer than the other, it just means this person probably has a higher profile than his/her poor man's counterpart.

It's stupid.
It's fun.
It'll effectively waste time.

Enjoy.